Wasn't Meant To Be

Sad news to report on a recent post which detailed the goat wedded to a Sudanese man.

A Sudanese man who married a goat was in mourning today after his wife died when she swallowed a plastic bag.

You could say she "gave up the goats".

She is said to have left a male kid - not a boy.

(Insert rim shot.) Thanks for the clarification there.

Moral of the story: When you're "feeling your oats", don't feel your goats.