Tuesday, January 2, 2007

Revise That History

A little glimpse inside the "intelligentsia" of the Middle East:
Just when you thought the Iranian leadership could stoop no further:...
Actually, plumbing new depths of depravity and self-embarrassment each day is what we have come to expect from these people.
A top advisor to Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad claimed in an interview with Iranian website Baztab that Nazi leader Adolf Hitler's parents were both Jewish and that Hitler himself was one of the founders of the State of Israel.
Really? That would sure be a convenient after-the-fact-self-fulfilling prophecy for the anti-Zionist crowd.
[The] Nazi leader was Jew who conspired with USSR and Britain to establish Jewish state....

[Mohammad-Ali] Ramin [a chief aide to Ahmadinejad] cites a 1974 book by Hennecke Kardel titled 'Adolf Hitler: Founder of Israel', which alleges that Hitler strived to create a Jewish state as a result of being influenced by his Jewish relatives and his cooperation with Britain – which also wanted to drive the Jews out of Europe.
It gets better.
Ramin also claimed that the reason Hitler developed such an aversion to Judaism was because his Jewish mother was a promiscuous woman. Hitler therefore, says Ramin, tried to escape his religion...

Hitler's paternal grandmother was a Jewish prostitute and his father even kept his Jewish name until finally changing it to Hitler when he was 40.

According to Ramin on the one hand Hitler's relatives and the friends who brought him to power, as well as his mistresses and personal physician, were all Jewish.
So, Hitler was a self-loathing Jew and hated Jews so much that he completely surrounded himself with Jews.
On the other hand he welcomed the expulsion of ambitious and influential Jews from Europe to the British Mandate of Palestine.
Summary - Because Hitler hated everything Jewish so much he:
1) Killed all the Jews of Europe and Russia,
2) Orchestrated a two-front world war with the USSR and Britain (who played along with the scheme) that resulted in millions of deaths and the destruction of his Germany (not to mention his own reign and life), and
3) Created the country of Israel in British mandate Palestine for whatever Jews escaped the gas chambers of Europe and Russia.

Hence, the creation of Israel is a Jewish plot through and through and is why Ahmadinejad asserts that this "historical error" must be corrected by eliminating it.

All of this makes perfect sense if not for the fact that
a) it makes absolutely no sense, and
b) there is not a shred of factual evidence to support those wild claims about Hitler's Jewish parentage, Jewish religious upbringing, and collusion with Britain and the USSR (his mortal enemies).

One can be sure of one thing when it comes to conspiracy theorists: the more incredible the accusation, the more credibly true it must be.

UPDATE - I see that I beat Drudge in posting this article, so a little self-congratulation is in order (I'm taking whatever I can get).

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